Meri mayyat par kafan na dalo,

 Meri mayyat par kafan na dalo, Mujhe aadat hai muskurane ki.. Mere janaaze ko na le jao, Umeed hai mere dost ke aane ki.. Der ho jae to kuch na kehna, Use aadat hai mujhe satane ki.. Agar ho naraz to ae yaro, Koshish karna use manane ki.. Jab dekh kar chala jae meri mayyat […]

Indian Friendship

 Indian Friendship is not about “sorry”. Its about “saari ghalti teri thi” 😋😛 Indian Friendship is not about “THANKS”. Its about “koi Ehsaan nahi kiya mujhpe”.. 😐 î„… Indian Friendship is not about “I miss u”. Its about “kahan mar gaye thay itne din”?  Indian Friendship is not about “I understand”. Its about “hamesha […]

Alcohol chalisa

 ‘Alcohol chalisa’ Gurur ‘RUM’ ma Gurur ‘WHISKY’ Gurur ‘VODKA’ ‘JIN’eshwara Gurur ‘SCOTCH’a param ‘BRANDI’ Tasmai shri BEER’ey namah

Classic insult

 Classic insult.. Girl:”meri 1-1 saans pe 1-1 ladka marta hai.. Boy:”to tum koi accha sa toothpaste istimaal kyo nahi karti..??

English Translation of a Hindi Song

 dear beloved person, whn u assaulted me with a stream of water from a liquid projectile launcher, an ostensibly normal and balanced female became alcoholic whn u wore denim and oscillated ur pelvic girdle in one direction, the adjoining resident’s sister-in-law began showing symptoms of an obsession-driven psychological disorder confused??? read in hindi (balam pichkaari […]

Tu Bhi Nahi, Mai Bhi Nahi … !

 One of the best msg I came across : Galatiyon Se Juda Tu Bhi Nahi,    Mai Bhi Nahi, Dono Insaan hain, Khuda Tu Bhi Nahi,    Mai Bhi Nahi … ! “Tu Mujhe or Mai Tujhe Ilzaam Dete Hain      Magar, Apne Andar Jhankta Tu Bhi Nahi,      Mai Bhi Nahi ” … !! […]

Agar dost na milte

 Wonderful line- Agar dost na milte to kabhi yakeen nhai hota ki… ajanabi log bhi apno se zyada pyare ho sakte hain. ”Log kehte Hai, Hatho ki Lakire Adhuri Ho to Kismat Mein dosti Nahi Hoti” Lekin, sach ye hai ki, “Hathon mein dosto ka Hath Ho Toh Lakiro Ki bi Zarurat Nahi Hoti….

Ladke ne Liya Naya iPhone

 Boy: hey i bought a new i-phone 5 Girl: wow….. Konsi company ka??? Boy: ja behen tu ghar ja, reebok ka laya hu…

Bolne Walla Tota

 “ek aurat ne ek tota 3000/- mai kharida…. Dukandar ne bataya yeh Tota pahle ek aurat ke pass tha jo Red lite area mai rahati thi… Yeh mat kharido….aurat nahi mani.. Qki.. use vahi khubsurat tota Pasand tha….vo usko ghar lekar aa gayi…. Tota :- va va naya ghar.. Use acha laga Lekin jab usaki […]

Sound of Animals

 Teacher asks students about sounds made by animals Teacher: dog Student: bhow bhow Teacher: cat Student: meow Teacher : lion Student : aaah aaaaaaah……yeehh yeehhh…….commme oonnnn…ohhhh…..yessssss….. Teacher: I said lion not ‘Leone’ Student: O teri – Sorry !!!