Bolne Walla Tota

 “ek aurat ne ek tota 3000/- mai kharida…. Dukandar ne bataya yeh Tota pahle ek aurat ke pass tha jo Red lite area mai rahati thi… Yeh mat kharido….aurat nahi mani.. Qki.. use vahi khubsurat tota Pasand tha….vo usko ghar lekar aa gayi…. Tota :- va va naya ghar.. Use acha laga Lekin jab usaki […]

Sound of Animals

 Teacher asks students about sounds made by animals Teacher: dog Student: bhow bhow Teacher: cat Student: meow Teacher : lion Student : aaah aaaaaaah……yeehh yeehhh…….commme oonnnn…ohhhh…..yessssss….. Teacher: I said lion not ‘Leone’ Student: O teri – Sorry !!!

A Veg Joke

 A Veg Joke… Couldn’t Stop Laughing Onion Got Married 2 Cabbage And The Next Morning a Friend Asked Onion ‘How Did U Spend Your Wedding Night? Onion Said ‘Arre Ek Dusre Ko Kholte Kholte Hi Subah Ho Gayi…

Hyderabadi Goes to KBC

 Abdul Hyderabadi: Ammi, mai KBC se bolra, abba ka naam kya re? Options hai 1.Salman, 2.Suleman, 3.Salim 4.Raheman Ammi: Sawal kitne ka re? Abdul: 5000 ka Ammi: Quit kar ke ghar ku aaja !! 5000 k vaste muhalle me jhagda nako..

Hindi Shayari: Zindagi ka Paihla Pyar Kaun Bhulata Hai

 zindagi ka paihla pyar kon bhulata hai….. ye paihli bar hota hai….. jab koi kisi ko khud se badhkar chahta hai….. uski pasand uski khawaish me khud ko bhul jata hai….. akele me uska naam kikh likh ke mushkurata hai…. baat karne se paihle sochta hai… kya kaihna hai.baat hone ke baad fir kuch kaihna […]

Santa’s Honeymoon

 Santa Ki Wife Tours & Travels Magazine Padhte Hue Boli Wife: “Is Baar 2nd Honeymoon Ke Liye Greece Try Karen” Santa: “Kyo? Sarson Ke Tel Mein Kya Kharabi Hai”

Mere adhoore sapne

 Mere adhoore sapne… Jab bachapan tha toh jawani dream tha… jab jawan hue toh bachpan desire hain …. Jab ghar mein rehte they azadi achi lagti thi… Aaj akele hain toh har pal ghar ke din yaad aate hain..… Kabhi hotel mein jana… pizza, burger khana…. Pasand hoti thi..… Aaj ghar par aana aur maa […]

Side Effects of Being Over Efficient

 1 Murgi ne apne malik ko khush karne ke liye sawa kilo ka 1 anda diya… Malik bahut khush huwa aur Murgi ko shabhashiki di.. Murgi ko shabhashi to mil gayi magar pichwade ka dard sari umar na gaya. Moral: Zyada efficiency dikhane se aapki gaand fat sakti hai…!! A silent message to all sincere […]

Hindi Whatsapp Song: Ashiqui 2

 The WhatsApp Song: ———————————– Tone: Tum Hi Ho (Aashiqui 2) ———————————– Hum offline ab reh nahi sakte Tere bina kya status mera (2) Tujhse agar BLOCK kabhi ho jaayenge, Toh khud se hi ho jaayenge judaa. Kyunki tum hi ho, Ab tum hi ho, Zindagi ab tum hi ho, Status bhi, mera DP bhi, Meri […]