Tujhe Swarg mein Narak milega!

 Yamraaj: Bacha Tu ne paap aur punya dono kiya hai. Isi liye tujhe Swarg mein Narak milega! Aadmi: Woh kaise? Yamraaj: Roj raat, do glass daaru, aur ek apsara milenge! Aadmi: Ye to Swarg hi Swarg hain! . . Yamraaj: Glass mein “hole” hoga, aur apsara mein nahin! 

Janata maaf nahi karegi

 During NDA govt… Kingfisher – 75 rs/bottle During UPA govt… Kingfisher – 105 rs/bottle Daru ke daam badhane walo…. Janata maaf nahi karegi.. Ab ki baar Modi sarkar

Sunny Leone jokes

 Sunny Leone: “Ragini MMS 2 mey main sab ko dara ke rakh dungi” Pappu: “Darr to aapki pehle ki movies mey bhi lagta tha, kahi peechhe se mummy papa na aa jaayen”  __________________________ Sunny Leone learning Hindi! Teacher askd her 2 translate in 2 English ”Chaddar dekh kr pair failana” Sunny: “Wherever u see […]

Holi mein inka wohi matlab lena joh bachpan mein lete the

 Kripya Holi wale din… inka wahi matlab samajhiyega jo bachpan mein samajhte thay – ▪Main geeli ho gayi yaar. ▪Aur kahi pe bhi lagalo… bas muh pe mat lagana… ▪Don’t touch my balloons. ▪Kapde mat faad, mein dalwa rahi hun na. ▪Achha baba , Lo Lagalo. ▪Aww u made me wet. ▪Ek ek karke lagao […]

Holi mein inka wohi matlab lena jph bachpan mein lete tha

 Kripya Holi wale din… inka wahi matlab samajhiyega jo bachpan mein samajhte thay – ▪Main geeli ho gayi yaar. ▪Aur kahi pe bhi lagalo… bas muh pe mat lagana… ▪Don’t touch my balloons. ▪Kapde mat faad, mein dalwa rahi hun na. ▪Achha baba , Lo Lagalo. ▪Aww u made me wet. ▪Ek ek karke lagao […]

A WhatsApp Love Story

 Boy ki engagement 1 bohut Khubsurat Ladki se fix hui…            Woh dono pure din rat whatsapp se baat kiya karte rehte the.                             Akhir vo raat aahi gaiiii………………………. ush raat ladka , ladki ka ghoonghat uthaakar bola….                                            .”Tum wakai hi bahut khubsurat ho…      Tumhe kya gift karu..                                       . Ladki sharmati hui boli….. -:.                             Adle hafte  dammu […]

Collection of Booze Jokes

 Boy : Tum ladki hoke daaru piti ho? Awesome reply by girl : To kya 2-4 peg ke liye gender change karwau  Wife-Aap Bangkok jaate ho toh mujhe kyo nahi le jaate.. Best answer by husband :– Are pagli jab restaurant mein jaate he toh tiffin thodi le jaate he. ———————————- Succesful marriage is […]

Hum whiskey nahi pite

 Ye wala suno. Hum whiskey nahi pite Hum rum nahi pite. Hum gam ke naam jam nahi pite. Agar mil jaye yaaro ki mehfil To khuda ki kasam hum kisi se kam nahi pite.. Zindagi ki yaha koi aukat nahi hoti 2-3 peg ke bina yaha raat nahi hoti Yeh India hai meri jaan Ishq, […]

जब किसी दिन काम वाली न आये

 एक संदेशा चौंका जाए ,नींद आँखों से ऐसे भगा जाए                                                                                               जब किसी दिन काम वाली न आये…… मूवी ,शौप्पिंग और मस्ती के अरमान सारे पानी में  बह जाए पति के साथ लौंग ड्राइव जाने  के सपने अधूरे  ही रह जाए केंडल लाइट डिनर से मैन्यु घूम कर दाल चावल पर आ जाए                               जब […]

Teri ZIP khul nahi rahi yaar

 gf: “Teri ZIP khul nahi rahi yaar” bf: “Thoda aur try kar” gf: “Kar to rahi hoon. Nahi khul rahi” bf: “Accha ruk. PDF bhejta hoon”. 